• Each player start with 10 white cards in their hand
• Whoever masturbated most recently is named the first ROC or reader of cards. After a thorough hand washing, this person draws and reads a red card out loud.
• Each player( not the reader)then passes their "funniest" white card face down to the ROC. once all-white cards are received the ROC reads each white card out loud in the context of the red card.
• The ROC choose which card they believe to be "funniest" and gives the red card to the player that played that card. Play moves around in a circle until abs are wrecked from laughing. Someone passes out, or the majority pusses out. a person with the reddest cards at the end of the game wins.